This story I stole from one of the young ladies that I work with at New Burgundy. Customer’s are just so odd.

Also, remember, any resemblance to people living or dead is completely by chance and also improbable, because I am terrible at drawing people from life. I can’t even take good pictures of people.

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Want me to turn your own Retail Life experience into a comic? Send me a suggestion HERE (understanding that I am under no obligation to do so and that I try to make my site fairly kid-friendly in case my ex-students wander over here BUT I love hearing people’s ridiculous retail stories, so you never know… Just let me know what alias you want to go by, because that’s more fun than a real name).